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Designed for the quick-witted, the brilliant, and the unapologetically sarcastic, this tee is a badge of honor for those who wield their intellect and humor like a sword, cutting through the mundane with precision and a smile. It lets everyone know that you’re not just a face in the crowd but a force to be reckoned with. Because, after all, who says you can't be brilliant, witty, and a little bit dangerous all at once?

• Free Shipping and Vintage Sass will donate a portion of the proceeds to Dress for Success, a global not-for-profit organization that empowers women to achieve economic independence by providing a network of support, professional attire and the development tools to help women thrive in work and in life.
• 100% cotton lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² [142 g/m²]) and a retail fit ensure a stylish silhouette.
• Bella+Canvas is part of the Fair Labor Association and is Platinum WRAP certified. This means all blank products manufactured in the US and internationally are made in humane, sustainable way, under a strict no-sweatshop policy.